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earthdad:

i think tumblr just needs a reminder of Kindergarten rules

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me: mom... dad... im g-
parents: gay?
me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions

Wake Up… It’s Time To Go Rallying

Wake Up… It’s Time To Go Rallying

Practicing shining the whip for when I get an STi

"I’m sorry but I don’t get white people"
— My dad after telling him there is a band called The World Is A Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid to Die (via spacejam2005)

holly-draws:

Matching icons for you and your finest potion seller.

Anonymous said: Why do you want to be a comedian?

bewbin:

the free stool with a glass of water on it 

obi-wantreehill:

If this is how you folks make art, its fucking depressing

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen